Safety comes first:

• Portwest High Visibility Jacket
• Hard Hat
• Master Lock
• Tessi Shackle Lock
• Hearing protection, ear muffs
• Dust masks

Did you hear about the painter wearing two jackets on the job? Instructions said to put on two coats:

• Sand Paper Mini Roll
• Dulux White Paint
• Fleetwood 9″ Roller & 3 Tray sleeves
• Tile Spacers
• Tala 5m Measuring tape
• Douglas Danish oil
• Rustins, high heat resistance, black paint
• Rustins, step & tile, gloss floor paint
• Lowe Rust Primer, paint straight onto rust

What did the brick say to the other bricks? Great news lads, we are all getting laid! Seal over those cracks:

• Tec7 – All Purpose Instantly Waterproof Adhesive & Sealant
• GRIPFILL Tube, Adhesive High Performance No Nails Grip
• Caulking gun
• Trowel, 6 inch
• Trowel, 8 inch

A few screws loose?

• Spax Screw 3.0 X 25 mm
• Spax Screw 5.0 X 80mm
• Spax Screw 5.0 X 50mm
• Spax Screw 4.0 X 70 mm

As hard as nails:

• Nails, 40 mm
• Nails, 30 mm
• Wall Plugs

Another bright idea from Mary’s:

• Philips Light Bulb 35 Watt
• Philips Light Bulbs 80 Watt
• Duracell C Batteries
• Duracell AA Batteries

Bits ‘N’ Bobs:

• Dosco junior soft brush
• Cable ties
• Saw
• 3 in 1 Multi-purpose oil

Your everyday tool box argument:

Nail- Screw you!

Screw- Get bent!